Be seen, not heard.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via littlemaddyk)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via liars-moon)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via liars-moon)

cowboybeboop:

muttins:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

notes

tumblr user muttins has the right idea

(via nightmares-and-lightdreams)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via standinal0ne)

winterwho:

Well I’m officially ready to take a nice 15 year nap.

Wake me up never

(Source: tentoo, via standinal0ne)

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

(via nightmares-and-lightdreams)

toxic-ponies:

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

not that i mind the gonna fuck attitude

(via nightmares-and-lightdreams)

mishatranslator:

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

make them see this

(via nightmares-and-lightdreams)

resistinglove:

befittingfitness:

NO.

We’re here to GET AWAY FROM OUR FAMILIES.

(via the-secret-parade)